August 6th, 2007
…. So… I’m just getting into my motel after a dreadfull day on the road. I get my room key, grab half the bags off my bike and start unloading my stuff into my room. I use the door key, open the door and place a bag against its side so that I don’t have to keep unlocking the door as I make more trips unloading the bike. I walk down the small entryway inside my room and notice that there’s a woman sitting on my bed – her back resting against the headboard and her feet tucked up on the fully made-up bed!
I’m still in “Vegas mode”… so I’m thinking: “YES! Jen finally came through for me! she does listen… SWEEEET”. Then my brain kicked in and I realized that something may be amiss. I look at this unstartled, attractive woman and say: “Hello”. She says: “Hi”. — I say: “is this room 106?” She says: “Yes.” — I say: “Are you okay?” and she says: “Yes.”…. at this point i’m thinking…”damn, I’ve got the rap going – I could still make this work” – when some guy comes rushing down the hallway of the motel with a camera in his hand, jeans ripped down one full side of his leg and two COPS behind him…. Oooops, there appears to be some mistake….
As it turns out, the girl and the guy with the ripped jeans, were boyfriend and girlfriend who appearently had some sort of short-lived domestic quarrel. By the time the cops got there things seemed to have worked themselves out — but now, everyone was wondering who I was – and what MY role was in the whole mess. A few well-answered questions fixed the situation. I got a new room key from the apologetic inn keeper and had an uneventfull evening… better luck next time, I guess.